What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 03:19
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
How do women feel when they are in love?
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
S&P Dow Jones Makes No Changes to S&P 500 in Quarterly Rebalance - Bloomberg
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
How has your life changed since starting college?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones